The best bad Christmas jokes you’ve ever heard
12 Christmas classics that are right crackers
They’re repetitive and cheesy, but every year we get excited to pull that piece of folded paper out of the cracker to tell our terrible joke (which we’ve all heard for the past five years running.)
Nevertheless, they get a groan of appreciation, crack a smile on humbug’s face and ignite the start of the Turkey feast, so they can’t be all that bad…
Here are some of the Christmas classics. You’re welcome…
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia
What are the wettest animals in the world?
Reindeer
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Where do Snowmen and women like to dance?
At Snowballs
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles
What kind of paper likes music?
(W)rapping paper
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis
Why was Santa’s little helper feeling sad?
He had low elf-esteem
